Knock it off, LJ! Knock it off, right the fuck now!

The new full-page, take-over-the-screen ads on here suck fungus-covered donkey balls. I hate them and they should die. That is all.

He went to--*canon shot*

If I see another one of those goddamned wedding ring commercials, I swear to god. Every time I see one of those women gasp in surprise I just wanna scream "YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN, BITCH! PICK YOUR OWN DAMN JEWELRY!! GRRR ARRRRGGGH!"