If I hear "if this is being merry" one more time...

[sethgray]

So, just had an interesting conversation about the farce that is Christmas with yahrlan on Msn. She had this to say: I was SO tempted to say 'Merry Triumph of the Eternal Sun" to people.

Which made me think of a few alternate ways I'm going to respond to people next year. Such as:

Happy JESUS WASN'T FUCKING BORN TODAY day.

Happy FAT WHITE-BEARDED MAN IS TOTALLY NOT A PAGAN GOD, FOR REALS YO day.

And my personal favorite:

Happy NO FUCKING PINE TREES IN ISRAEL, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS day.

To which she replied: those trees in your houses totally aren't fertility symbols or anything.

There's a reason we consider ourselves siblings. ^_^

Comments

[geckoholic]

*snorfles* Awesome. I don't really get Christmas anyway.

[yahrlan.livejournal.com]

The whole thing with friends and family and love and tradition and such is all well and good, just don't try to say it's Christian and defo don't try to say it's Jesus' birthday, seriously. That would have been more like Easter time...and don't get me started on Easter..............

Says the good little Catholic girl.

[jupiterrhode.livejournal.com]

See, the thing is, I get what Christmas is about. I would really like to participate in a holiday about world peace and treating your fellow human being better...and then they go and act so stupid about it.

[jupiterrhode.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ditto.