So, just had an interesting conversation about the farce that is Christmas with
yahrlan on Msn. She had this to say:
I was SO tempted to say 'Merry Triumph of the Eternal Sun" to people.Which made me think of a few alternate ways I'm going to respond to people next year. Such as:
Happy JESUS WASN'T FUCKING BORN TODAY day.
Happy FAT WHITE-BEARDED MAN IS TOTALLY NOT A PAGAN GOD, FOR REALS YO day.
And my personal favorite:
Happy NO FUCKING PINE TREES IN ISRAEL, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS day.
To which she replied:
those trees in your houses totally aren't fertility symbols or anything.There's a reason we consider ourselves siblings. ^_^