sethgray

So, just had an interesting conversation about the farce that is Christmas with

yahrlan on Msn. She had this to say: I was SO tempted to say 'Merry Triumph of the Eternal Sun" to people.

Which made me think of a few alternate ways I'm going to respond to people next year. Such as:

Happy JESUS WASN'T FUCKING BORN TODAY day.

Happy FAT WHITE-BEARDED MAN IS TOTALLY NOT A PAGAN GOD, FOR REALS YO day.

And my personal favorite:

Happy NO FUCKING PINE TREES IN ISRAEL, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS day.

To which she replied: those trees in your houses totally aren't fertility symbols or anything.

There's a reason we consider ourselves siblings. ^_^