Vay-cay!....sorta

Well, me'n my family are taking our yearly trip up to the lake where our so many whatever who really cares removed ancestors first settled and is now owned by several different aunts or uncles I don't care about and don't know. Anyway, it was suppose to be a reunion of just a certain side, or something, I don't know, but it looks my mom, my little brother, my bio-aunt and aunt-in-law, my uncle, my older brother and possibly his kids will be the only ones there.

Perfect!

Because actual reunions suck!

I mean, who really wants to get to know people that you don't even know how you're related to them. It's like some guy sat around and said, "Hmmm, how can I package the most boring, god awful awkwardness into one sitting....I know! Family Reunion!"

So instead, it will just be us chilling at the lake and drinking homemade root beer, which we make with dry ice instead of yeast to give it fizz and tastes so much better than most homemade root beer, and playing uno and rummy with my water proof cards while we get (probably) mildly sunburned.

And with that run-on paragraph sentence, I bid you good day!